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Tris's avatar

The value of Greenland doesn't depends on its mineral ressources only. But also on its strategic position near new sea lanes between Asia and the Atlantic. Pretty much the same as Panama incidentally.

And actually, it looks like there will be a deal. At least, it seems to be Trump's idea. Russia would get the Donbass (and maybe the Odessa area on top of it) and Poutine will let Trump get Greenland. Of course, Europe, with its exhausted economy and its pile of debt, will not have a choice in the matter.

By the way, Zelensky has already understood where the whole thing is going. He declared that Ukraine will not support any American pretention on Greenland. As if anyone asked him his opinion...

Of course, the USA will not buy Greenland the way they bought Louisiana or Alaska. With a price tag and all. Europe will get an export tax deal it won't be able to refuse and/or a nice discount on US weapons, on natgaz or whatever. Then US companies will be allowed to do whatever they want in Greenland and will be backed by strong and unchallenged military presence monitoring naval activities. And soon enough, Greenland will look pretty much like the Samoa or Puerto Rico (some kind of protectorate instead of a new state because it would mean 2 senators for only 50 000 people).

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The American West was built on hopes and dreams that turned out to be illusory. In Idaho, local museums have walls papered with worthless stock certificates. If a mine ran out of money, promoters started public relations campaigns emphasizing new, incredibly valuable discoveries. When news of those discoveries reached European and American stock markets, new capital built new mines and new mills and smelters, many of which never produced an ounce of metal.

Without a few big discoveries, such as the Comstock Lode and the North Idaho silver deposits, the entire endeavor would have registered as a loss. Today the West is littered with the ruins of dreams.

You can read about the self-deceptive culture that built them in Mark Twain’s Roughing It, which gives a good overview of human avarice and the various scams it generates.

I include tourism in the latter category.

Greenland is cold, and will remain cold for some centuries, despite global warming. Equipment and labor in a below-freezing environment cost four to five times as much, which will wipe out profit margins for all but the richest deposits of oil and rare earths. No food crops will grow there, and the only forest that survives there is a curated grove of trees on the island’s southern tip.

Greenland’s strategic location will become worthless in an era of sea-drone warfare, which, should it ever begin, will quickly bring shipping to a stop.

It is difficult for people in temperate climates to understand the effort and expense required to just keep warm in an Arctic climate. The abandoned American base in Greenland, with its still-radioactive reactor wastes, is a vision of the fate of industrial activity on and in ice.

An American takeover of Greenland would be a boondoggle, an exponential-scale recapitulation of Trump’s casino ventures.

I’ve been to Greenland, assessing the practicality of a ski resort on one of the western islands. There was plenty of snow, but our snow-cat disappeared into a glacial crevice on its way to pick us up. It’s a dangerous place, full of pitfalls and cursed with lethal weather.

Denmark has lost a lot of money on the place, and would probably happily give it up if they didn’t have to give it up to Trump.

As for conspiracy theories involving energy weapons, I have yet to see one that won’t yield to Occam’s Razor. Aluminum wheels and engine blocks will melt in the flame of the plastic and rubber in any modern automobile.

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