President Trump's Secret Plans Revealed

Following the renaming of “Gulf of Mexico” to “Gulf of America, these regions and countries will also be renamed as follows:

Mexico —> South Texas

Panama —> New Mason-Dixon line

South America —> Dixieland

Antarctica —> South America

Greenland —> North Vermont

Canada —> East Alaska

China —> North Taiwan

Ukraine —> Rare Earthland

Italy —> Pizza Hutland

Rest of the World —> Not needed. Nobody cares how those weird places are named.